SIMON , is America's biggest homo!
Learn to eat pussy you cocksucking queer!
Take this from a friend:
SIMON, you make me sick! ... not my fault you have no friends.
SIMON, which one is fucking you?
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Nursyiah, Location unknown,
3:14am on Monday, October 12th, 2015
You are absolutely doing the best thing ever in maknig the most of that baby girl's first Christmas! It will never come again. You have a wonderful life ahead!Have the Happiest of New Years and look forward to your posts in '08!
Mitesh, Japan, Japan
3:10am on Monday, October 12th, 2015
The Pampered Chef Deep Covered Baker For Oven Andor Microwave I would like to add that in case you do not already have an irnusance policy or perhaps you do not belong to any group irnusance, you could well really benefit from seeking the assistance of a health agent. Self-employed or people who have medical cond
Arman, Japan, Japan
2:59am on Monday, October 12th, 2015
i really miss your magic! it's more than a year that had peassd the last time you had your magic special SIMPLY MAGIC at AXN. when will be your next special? please do more specials for your fans who can not watch your live performance. am looking forward for it. miss you! have a blissful year ahead!
Angel, Location unknown,
2:57am on Monday, October 12th, 2015
در x:00 pmelmira میگوید:salampesare duste perdaam az man kahstegari karde hame sharayetesham khubeama senesh x0 sal az man bishtarein ekhtelaf seni mitune monaseb bashe? akhe migan mard harchi bozorgtar abshe behtare:|vali man ehsas mikonam ishun kheili bsihtaraz man ba tajrobas va man jelosh tu hamechi kam miaramama az nazare akhagho khanevade vaghan khuban
Tupiq, Tunisia, Tunisia
2:56am on Monday, October 12th, 2015
You're the grttseae! JMHO
Mina, Location unknown,
2:49am on Monday, October 12th, 2015
Wiener refers to Vienna, Austria, whose German name is Wien , home to a sgauase made of a mixture of pork and beef. Johann Georg Lahner, a x8th/xxth century butcher from the Bavarian city of Coburg, is said to have brought the Frankfurter Wfcrstchen to Vienna, where he added beef to the mixture and simply called it Frankfurter Nowadays, in German speaking countries, except Austria, hot dog sgauases are called Wiener or Wiener Wfcrstchen (Wfcrstchen means little sgauase ), in differentiation to the original pork only mixture from Frankfurt. In Swiss German, it is called Wienerli, while in Aus... read more»
Yunifa, Location unknown,
2:48am on Monday, October 12th, 2015
Walking in the prsecnee of giants here. Cool thinking all around!
Denson, Johannesburg, South Africa
2:45am on Monday, October 12th, 2015
The Pampered Chef Deep Covered Baker For Oven Andor Microwave I would like to add that in case you do not already have an inacusnre policy or perhaps you do not belong to any group inacusnre, you could well really benefit from seeking the assistance of a health agent. Self-employed or people who have medical cond
Svetlana, United States, United States
2:39am on Monday, October 12th, 2015
soal ro avaz mikonam, chon tajrih midam ba kasi ke dar chenin sharayeti bashe addi raftar konam va hich harfi darbareye bimarish nazanam. be in soal javab midam ke agar khodam in sharayet ro dashtam chi kar mikardam; x ro entekhab mikardam.
Prady, Japan, Japan
2:38am on Monday, October 12th, 2015
I'm so glad I found my sotliuon online.
Upin, Location unknown,
2:34am on Monday, October 12th, 2015
listening to christmas muciisittsng in front of the christmas treehaving a glass of wine aloneon a tuesday nighthappily bloggingdreaming of japan----indeed! :D- opening the gifts under the christmas tree- need more solitude- having more good days so i could still hang on to :)
Ger, North Hollywood, United States
2:32am on Monday, October 12th, 2015
It's like you're on a missoin to save me time and money!
Ashly, Location unknown,
2:29am on Monday, October 12th, 2015
That's a wise answer to a tricky quieston
Dhanya, Location unknown,
2:26am on Monday, October 12th, 2015
Hey hey hey, take a ganedr at what' you've done
USA Hater, United States, United States
3:59am on Saturday, October 10th, 2015
Fuck the USA !!
Sebastian, Location unknown,
2:19am on Friday, October 9th, 2015
Yeah, and if I have my way I'll get her to tell him to get you on the show and do a live performance. That'd be so Ira Glass, don't you think?
Jonas, Denver, United States
8:51pm on Thursday, October 8th, 2015
Holy shzinit, this is so cool thank you.
Safeer, Location unknown,
8:46pm on Thursday, October 8th, 2015
Egw thelw na alaksw dimtawo kai na to diakosmiso moni m alla xelw na ftiaksw i to xo i to 2o nomizo afta ta dwmatia einai dimiourgies tis neoset! Alla den eimai sigouri an kseri kaneis poias eterias einai mpori na m pei plz?? nikoleta dimtawo p n exei sxesei me mousiki den exw dei parolo pou to epsaksa poli to xema dimtawo p n exei sxesi me spor omws exw brei an xes s stelnw tin istoselida!!!!
Escuela, Les Clayes-sous-bois, France
8:34pm on Thursday, October 8th, 2015
God, I feel like I sholud be takin notes! Great work
Shawndrea, Wilmington, United States
8:28pm on Thursday, October 8th, 2015
The voice of raitonaltiy! Good to hear from you.
Maribel, Location unknown,
8:17pm on Thursday, October 8th, 2015
Gee whiz, and I thouhgt this would be hard to find out.
Heni, Columbia, United States
8:02pm on Thursday, October 8th, 2015
Hi Anette! :-)Just had a look at some of your pictures from last days :-)Coincidentally a coplue of weeks ago I got a cold when I returned from London. For me personally it always starts with a sore throat then the following night the sore throat goes and sneezing and blocked up nose take over as well as feeling ill. Luckily though I had 4 days remaining of my annual leave so when I returned to work I was over the worst of it.I never buy souvineirs whenever I go to London. Instead I always seem to return with some germs or virus of some sort :-)I've read some of the previous comments about you... read more»
Bruna, Beernem, Belgium
7:49pm on Thursday, October 8th, 2015
Me dull. You smart. That's just what I neeedd.
Aiden, Canonsburg, United States
5:52pm on Wednesday, October 7th, 2015
YOU SICK FUCKS!!! I HAVE KIDS
Paul Meehan, United States, United States
3:19pm on Sunday, October 4th, 2015
I'm not FUUUUUUUCKING GAAAAAAYYYY BUT I KNOW YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!
Buhaha, United States, United States
4:03am on Saturday, October 3rd, 2015
hahah Beka f Huj :D
Neitucri, Wilmington, United States
2:24am on Friday, October 2nd, 2015
Ho we hold monthly barn sales each xrd wnekeed of the month fri-sun x0-xpm. The old dairy barn is stocked with vintage furniture that has been refreshed along with gift items and tons home deco accents. You can find out more at . The address is 40xx stanford ct frederick md.
Nathalie, Location unknown,
2:19am on Friday, October 2nd, 2015
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Nilva, Location unknown,
2:13am on Friday, October 2nd, 2015
My name is Kathy Bernet and I never received my March issue of Light Spinner. Can you check to see if it's been maeild out? My home address is x0x E. Spring Drive, Ozark, MO 6xx2x
Waqas, Dubrovnik, Croatia
2:11am on Friday, October 2nd, 2015
Isn't Ira wonderful? He's so right about how bningeers have to give themselves time to produce work that's consistent with their taste. Everything takes time. Good luck, Dedrick! Jen
Cyberbulling, Location unknown,
1:53am on Friday, October 2nd, 2015
. Your favorite juoftiscatiin appeared to be on the internet the easiest thing to be aware of. I say to you, I definitely get irked while people consider worries that they just do not know about. You managed to hit the nail upon the top and also defined out the whole thing without having side-effects , people can take a signal. Will likely be back to get more. Thanks
Tokiko, Shenyang, China
1:38am on Friday, October 2nd, 2015
somewhat uninspiring. Yes, it was a golf csroue, but they don't actually let you go out ON the golf csroue. So that limits things right there. Although, I must say, when the sun was setting later in the day during cocktail hour, we sneaked on for a few shots! Anyway, the area I was confined to during most of the bride and groom portraits was in the front of the club house which had a lot of flag poles and a parking lot to contend with. Also, the light really wasn't that great at the time either. That was more specifically what I meant on Facebook. I also did use the putting green for some ... read more»
Aliou, Houston, United States
1:07am on Friday, October 2nd, 2015
Hi Rene,Sorry to hear your picture wasn't inedulcd. Unfortunately we only have room for 2x pictures in our gallery, and it's possible that your shot maybe was a little fuzzy, so it didn't make the cut. Mariela the photo gallery is designed to give a picture of what the entire event was like. We do feature video of our two winners only (you can find them in the video gallery).Looking forward to seeing you both at the next round!Brandi.
Ishak, Wilmington, United States
1:01am on Friday, October 2nd, 2015
Helliw. Long time no communicate! I hope you are all dandy and well. I see you've had some good shows on rtelnecy, and some good uns coming up. I shall do my utmost to get down to one soon. I'm keen to play a date in Birmingham in May this year. As I'm no longer running Bohemian Jukebox events on a regular basis, could you consider me to play a support slot for any dates you have going in May?Hope so. Take it easy,Ben.
Naushad, Location unknown,
12:51am on Friday, October 2nd, 2015
Hi, I googled beeignnr camera classes Billings, MT and your previous class showed up. So I am emailing to inquire about if you might have another class coming up or if you are up for some private hire/tutoring!??!I'm desperate! I think I love photography, but as soon as I try and take a photo I get incredibly discouraged and walk away pouting. I don't want to be the girl that forever uses her fancy DSLR camera in auto mode. I'd love any help!Thanks so much. Happy Holidays!-Sarah Barkie
Abdo, Location unknown,
12:39am on Friday, October 2nd, 2015
در 4:20 pmelaheh میگوید:salam miaaksthm bedunam ke agar khanevadeyi barkhordeshun ba bachehashun gheire manteghie va dar kol kheili baham dg msohkel daran ba anjame in testha mishe moshkel ro hal kard?
Sashka, Fuzhou, China
12:37am on Friday, October 2nd, 2015
Note how these videos rely on new-fangled legal piocettrons (Creative Commons) in order to deal with the new-fangled reality of the new-fangled internet. Imagine a university ten years ago that would have released teaching material as free and copyable. And on top of that, imagine a school administrator ten years ago who could get it through his head that on-demand online video would be so ubiquitous ten years later.
Rini, Location unknown,
12:34am on Friday, October 2nd, 2015
Ente4 jos He4nnike4inen, mine4 ja joku ovat Yks Kake?Kelatkaa nyt ve4he4n ketke4 kaikki ovat Yks Kakeja lise4kseni. Vihje: ere4s lintu ja ere4s kokndnoie.
Dima, Vienna, Austria
12:24am on Friday, October 2nd, 2015
essalam alykommon fre8re sid ahmed j'ai dexja lu ce vous avez excrie allah maxak et nous somme les exlement de aiebnleida derrie8re vous pour toujourston fre8re Samir
Ikuo, Linz, Austria
12:12am on Friday, October 2nd, 2015
得獎者:Congratulations to the Grand Prize Winner : Kaito(e4x) Winning club set of your choice: MAGIC WAND SET and Congratz to the x0 wnnreis on x0k points.x. PangyaKingg(e48)2. (e0)Ephys(e0)x. cecilia(rose)4. PaRadise(exx)x. rinneGanz6. (exx)KuLoTx. Bianchimode8. (e48)utok(e4x)x. FoxyRax0. Vivimissa(ex6)
Prasant, Location unknown,
11:43pm on Thursday, October 1st, 2015
I actually have not seen this video broefe, and it's just what I needed today. Sometimes I think I give myself enough time, but I've just given myself a week or two, sometimes a month and sometimes I think a year is more than enough time. Ira puts this all into perspective, and makes want to take a very deep breath and just relax. It will take longer than I thought, but I will get better! Such a relief!
Tohida, Kyoto, Japan
11:42pm on Thursday, October 1st, 2015
Short, sweet, to the point, FRe-EExactly as information should be!
Masanori, Lima, Peru
11:35pm on Thursday, October 1st, 2015
That's an inegelitlnt answer to a difficult question xxx
Layla, Cochabamba, Bolivia
2:05am on Saturday, September 26th, 2015
得獎者:Congratulations to the Grand Prize Winner : Kaito(e4x) Winning club set of your choice: MAGIC WAND SET and Congratz to the x0 wiernns on x0k points.x. PangyaKingg(e48)2. (e0)Ephys(e0)x. cecilia(rose)4. PaRadise(exx)x. rinneGanz6. (exx)KuLoTx. Bianchimode8. (e48)utok(e4x)x. FoxyRax0. Vivimissa(ex6)
Seiko, Leeuwarden, Netherlands
12:58am on Saturday, September 26th, 2015
Hi Anette! :-)Just had a look at some of your pictures from last days :-)Coincidentally a coulpe of weeks ago I got a cold when I returned from London. For me personally it always starts with a sore throat then the following night the sore throat goes and sneezing and blocked up nose take over as well as feeling ill. Luckily though I had 4 days remaining of my annual leave so when I returned to work I was over the worst of it.I never buy souvineirs whenever I go to London. Instead I always seem to return with some germs or virus of some sort :-)I've read some of the previous comments about you... read more»
Talal, Location unknown,
12:52am on Saturday, September 26th, 2015
I'm not easily imspdsree. . . but that's impressing me! :)
Petinas, Australia, Australia
12:36am on Saturday, September 26th, 2015
در 4:0x pmnazli میگوید:salam khieila be man migan man vasvas daram ama khodam injuri fek nemikonam ba intest mitunam javabamo begiram?
Fernando, Yerevan, Armenia
12:36am on Saturday, September 26th, 2015
Hola recien lo decagrso, lo provare para luego decir como me fue, pero les adelanto que esto de los softwares es muy importante para el desarrollo de los universitarios y no la porqueria de esos ingenieros que ensefxan a lo antiguo, es decir solo teoria
Chico, Durham, United States
12:28am on Saturday, September 26th, 2015
What are you talking about? She isn't going to end her rilhtionsaep and start dating someone within a week, unless she already has someone in mind, in which case it probably wont matter where you are. but ive gotta say, if a guy kissed me and confessed his love to me, the only reason i would keep him in the loop about my failing rilhtionsaep is to let him know he might have a chance soon to step up to the plate. she didnt forget that happened just cuz you were able to salvage your friendship. so really it sounds like pretty great news. so go enjoy India, and take some cool photos to show ... read more»
Morsas, Iskra, Russian Federation
12:24am on Saturday, September 26th, 2015
These topics are so coisnfung but this helped me get the job done.
Gay Joke of the Day: A guy decides that maybe he'd like to have a pet and goes to a pet shop. After looking around he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch; it doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says out loud, "Geez, I wonder what happened to this parrot?" "I was born this way," says the parrot. "I'm a defective parrot." "Ha, ha," the guy laughs. "It sounded like this parrot actually understood what I said and answered me." "I understand every word," says the parrot. "I am a highly intelligent and thoroughly educated bird." "Yeah?" the guy asks. "Then answer this: how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?" "Well," the parrot says, "this is a little embarrassing, but since you asked, I will tell you. I wrap my little parrot penis around this wooden bar, kind of like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers." "Wow," says the guy, "you really can understand and answer; can't you?" "Of course. I speak both Spanish and English. I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any subject: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. And I am especially good at ornithology. You should buy me; I am a great companion." The guy looks at the $200.00 price tag. He says. "I can't afford that." "Pssst," the parrot hisses, motioning the guy over with one wing. "Nobody wants me because I don't have any feet. You can get me for $20.00; just make an offer." The guy offers twenty dollars and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by and the parrot is sensational. He's funny; he's interesting; he's a great pal, he understands everything, sympathizes, and gives good advice. The guy is delighted. One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot says, "Pssst," and motions him over with one wing. The guy goes up close to the cage. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not," says the parrot, "but it's about your lover and the mailman." "What?" asks the guy. "Well," the parrot says, "when the mailman came to the door today, your lover greeted him in a pair of briefs that showed everything and kissed him on the mouth." "What happened then?" asks the guy. "Then the mailman came into the house and put his hand on your lovers crotch and began petting him all over," reports the parrot. "My God!" the guy says. "Then what?" "Then he pulled down the briefs, got down on his knees and began to lick him, starting with his chest, slowly going down and down." The parrot pauses for a long time... "What happened? What happened?" says the frantic guy. "That's what pisses me off. I don't know." said the parrott. "I got a hard-on, and fell off my fucking perch."